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Review: Rayman Origins

Posted in Funny, Games, gaming, General, opinion, PS3, reviews, xbox with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 18, 2012 by Jim St Ruth

Wow.

Every once in a while something magical happens in your life. Something that brings you joy; that special kind of pleasure that reminds you of what it was like to be a kid. No responsibilities. No bills to pay. A great red fish creature pestering you to be your friend… well, ok, maybe it was blue for you. The point is you can have such fun again and, for the price of a video game on your choice of format, Rayman Origins is the way to get that carefree wonder back in your lives.

Sometimes when a franchise returns, the results are disappointing. The story doesn’t go where you want it to go. Your favorite actor was busy doing something else… you know what I’m talking about – but there’s no fear of that with Rayman Origins. It’s pleasure is endless and captivating and full of an insanity that only The Muppets could surpass.

The game is simple platforming in all it’s glory. There’s nothing new that’s been added to the mix, and this game is an excellent example of why sometimes a great experience doesn’t need to be changed, only built upon. The end of area shoot ’em up levels make a welcome return; one that will have you replaying them just to get a high score.

It’s visuals are absolutely stunning; pure high-definition cartoon loveliness. All the characters have excellent ranges of animation, as does much of the environment – and what doesn’t move looks just as stunning. From the rippling image of your chosen character through ice, to the rocks, ice and jungle surroundings… and that’s before you even get underwater.

You start of playing as Rayman himself, but you quickly unlock more characters that you can change into at The Snoring Tree; even the name strikes a great, simple story-telling mood, and it’s one that’s carried out through the game. Each character has its own charm, though many are similar – but that doesn’t matter in the slightest.

The music too is fantastic, ranging from playful tunes to upbeat jazz, and the sound effects that go with them are perfect… I’m just holding my breath for a release of the sound track, and please Ubisoft, release it with the sound effects too. My mobile is crying out to have my new message alert cry the ‘Oooh’ of wonder when you discover a secret area. There’s shades of Carlton Browne of the FO in the music, as well as Mario and some other recognisable themes, and all have great charm.

Verdict

Frequently insane, occasionally frustrating, always fun. Rayman Origins is a game for everyone; kids, grown ups and red (or blue) amphibians alike.

Available on PS3, XBox360, and Wii. Highly recommended.

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